They should let me give speeches to kids about how college really is:

“Hey kids, do you like spending massive amounts of hours by yourself? What about never getting any sleep? Who here likes having a social life? Ok last question, what is your guys’ stance on continually throwing money into a hole? If all this sounds appealing to you then congratulations you are ready to be a college student! But wait there’s more! You can’t just walk right into college and sit down in a classroom. First you must go through the application process.  Is it stressful? You betcha mister, but keep your eye on the prize son! Remember all the great things that are coming your way when you get to college! Lastly if you are going to get FAFSA and live on campus please disregard what I’ve told you so far, but for those real lucky commuter students boy is it going to be fun!”

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