I hate malls. I just do. I hate them for so many reasons. I hate them because they never have what I want. I hate them because when they do it’s the wrong size. I hate them because I get to see how happy everyone else is with their friends. I hate them because I get to see how happy couples are together walking around. I hate them because they remind me of how lonely I am sometimes. I hate them because they remind me of how much of a social outcast I am. I hate them because my family always takes too long to get what they want. I hate them because I feel out of place trying to buy new clothes. I hate them because the parking lots are always full. I hate them because the food is way too expensive. I hate them because there isn’t even one in my hometown. I hate them because they always close the stores that I was interested in. I hate them because I feel self-conscious in them. I hate them because sometimes they things I am self-conscious about actually happen. I hate them because I always get lost going to new ones. I hate them because I act like a jackass when I’m there with my friends. I hate them because I know I’ll never pick up a girl there. I hate them because I see people I used to know that don’t talk to me anymore. I hate them because I never see the people I want to see there. I hate them because of the lighting. I hate them because they remind me of when I was happier in my childhood. I hate them because they remind me of my family that I don’t get to see that often. I hate them because I see so many posers there. I hate them because they make me feel like a hypocrite for calling people posers. I hate them because they get overcrowded at Christmas. I hate them because there are so many douche bags there. I hate them because there are so many fake chicks there. I hate them because they make me feel bad for silently judging people. I hate malls, but, do you wanna go?